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JoKeS
Nov 14, 2006 16:45:17 GMT
Post by [AM]OverKill on Nov 14, 2006 16:45:17 GMT
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" she asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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What's harder than a diamond?
Chuck Norris.
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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
10, 1 to hold the bulb in place, the other 9 to drink till the room spins.
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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Post away.
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JoKeS
Nov 15, 2006 23:04:48 GMT
Post by [AM]RicHii3_UK on Nov 15, 2006 23:04:48 GMT
u really need 2 get out more
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JoKeS
Nov 16, 2006 23:12:02 GMT
Post by [AM]OverKill on Nov 16, 2006 23:12:02 GMT
no i dont.
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[AM]Cyrus
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Keepin it AM !
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JoKeS
Nov 17, 2006 17:47:03 GMT
Post by [AM]Cyrus on Nov 17, 2006 17:47:03 GMT
u really need 2 get out more AGREED !
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JoKeS
Nov 19, 2006 2:54:48 GMT
Post by [AM]RicHii3_UK on Nov 19, 2006 2:54:48 GMT
r u questionin my authority? lol
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JoKeS
Nov 19, 2006 12:41:58 GMT
Post by [AM]OverKill on Nov 19, 2006 12:41:58 GMT
braaaappp
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JoKeS
Nov 19, 2006 16:52:46 GMT
Post by [AM]RicHii3_UK on Nov 19, 2006 16:52:46 GMT
shut up ur no chav
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[AM]Cyrus
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Keepin it AM !
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JoKeS
Feb 18, 2007 16:30:44 GMT
Post by [AM]Cyrus on Feb 18, 2007 16:30:44 GMT
A couple of qickie sickies !
How do u get an Iraqi woman pregnant ? Cum on the floor and let the flys do the rest !!! _________________________________________
Wots the difference between Saddam Hussain and a tampon ? 1's rope hanging from a cunt.......the other's a cunt hanging from rope !
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JoKeS
Feb 21, 2007 22:10:34 GMT
Post by [AM]RicHii3_UK on Feb 21, 2007 22:10:34 GMT
LMAO haha 2nd was better... Sickbastard loolz
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JoKeS
Feb 23, 2007 14:38:06 GMT
Post by [AM]Toker on Feb 23, 2007 14:38:06 GMT
OMG you sick mofo you guys are a bad influence on me...heres my joke.
And old woman takes her husband to the doctors for a checkup, The docotr says to the old man "I need a sample of youre sperm,urine and faeces" to which the old man replies "eh?". The old woman then says" he wants youre underpants dear"...
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[AM]Cyrus
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Keepin it AM !
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JoKeS
Mar 16, 2007 19:07:28 GMT
Post by [AM]Cyrus on Mar 16, 2007 19:07:28 GMT
Teacher: Now children, today we are learning about animals. Can anybody tell me wot cow says ?
Little Jennie: Cow says moo miss !
Teacher: Correct ! Can anybody tell me wot sheep says.....?
Little Tommy: Sheep says baa miss !
Teacher: Super ! Now......Ahmed, wot does pig say....?
Ahmed: Pig says "wots in the rucksack son !".
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JoKeS
Mar 17, 2007 15:12:48 GMT
Post by [AM]Toker on Mar 17, 2007 15:12:48 GMT
looool thats good
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