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Post by [AM]Toker on Jan 14, 2007 14:24:37 GMT
Why cant i find a bird that will let me cum on her face???...i mean for fuck sake!!...Apparently im doing them a favor cos jizz is suposed to be good for the complexion. ;D If any of you guys have a number of a girl who will let me...Please send it to me cos im gonna end up with balls like watermelons fairly soon...And another thing....Why do girls hit the roof when you wipe your dick on the curtains after a good shagging session?....come on for fuck sake ...you dont think im gonna put it away all slimy do you?......NOOOOO
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Post by [AM]RicHii3_UK on Jan 14, 2007 14:27:02 GMT
LMFAO, ermmmm try 0800-SKANKYSLAG7435 she might help yA out
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Post by [AM]Toker on Jan 14, 2007 18:42:23 GMT
sounds like a quality spunk bag...whats her e mail address and phone number?
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Post by [AM]^Lonewolf on Feb 4, 2007 15:57:33 GMT
the answer my friend lays in the oldest proffesion. for 50 quid you can hire a bird that will not only let you come on her face but will thank you after and yet again our gloriouse leaders say this is forbiden the twats
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Post by [AM]^Lonewolf on Feb 4, 2007 15:58:05 GMT
the answer my friend lays in the oldest proffesion. for 50 quid you can hire a bird that will not only let you come on her face but will thank you after and yet again our gloriouse leaders say this is forbiden the twats
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Post by [AM]RicHii3_UK on Feb 4, 2007 17:58:24 GMT
LMAO he has a gd point
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Post by [AM]Toker on Feb 5, 2007 19:48:08 GMT
;D damn those leaders ;D
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[AM]Cyrus
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Keepin it AM !
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Post by [AM]Cyrus on Feb 10, 2007 15:50:21 GMT
this is wot u want son !
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Post by toker on Feb 11, 2007 21:11:06 GMT
loooool....im allmost sorry i started this topic....worra hoot
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Post by [AM]^Lonewolf on Feb 12, 2007 17:12:22 GMT
toker i got the number of a girl if your into shit like that man
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Post by [AM]^Lonewolf on Feb 12, 2007 17:13:36 GMT
or try super poopers .com
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Post by [AM]^Lonewolf on Feb 12, 2007 17:16:02 GMT
besides women fucking suck any how its blowjobs galore till they get your bank card then its there turn to fuck you
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Post by [AM]^Lonewolf on Feb 12, 2007 17:16:31 GMT
peter sucliffe had a good point
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Post by [AM]^Lonewolf on Feb 12, 2007 17:30:09 GMT
a bird takes her bloke out for valentines nite they go to the restaurant and order drinks.she begs him to try a new drink she discovered and he reluctantly agrees.she order half a glass of Baileys,a lime,and a heap of salt.she then explains how to drink it.first he swigs the Baileys which coats his throat in a warm sickly fluid,then he bites the lime which burns like fuck and he cant swallow it cause its mixed with the thick Baileys.then he launches in the salt which makes him wretch like fuck and turn white.after a while he starts to feel a bit better and says to his missus"what the fuck was that drink it was wrank".she just smiles looks him straight in the eyes and say"blow job revenge wanker" ;D
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Post by [AM]RicHii3_UK on Feb 13, 2007 0:10:29 GMT
^^^^LMAO hahaha wht happend next does he beat tha shit outta her???
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